Monday, June 23, 2008

EQ Alert--Aftershock!!!

June 23, 2008

To: All EQ Alert People
From: The EQ Alert Guy

Hello,
Typhoon Fengshen just struck Manila. The winds associated with Fengshen were reported with gusts of 90 mph. Initially they were reporting a significant amount of damage and so today I am writing to say that we will be watching for this potential seismic energy to move that portion of the Pacific Tectonic plate on which the Philippines is located and it seems likely that Indonesia will receive an earthquake in the coming days.
Because of the location and direction that this storm did all of the damage, I have to also announce that we should today start expecting a major aftershock around Sichuan, China, possibly as big as around 7.5 Richters Magnitude. There could also be some other activity around the Pacific Tectonic Plate although I won’t be expecting our West Coast to get too much of this 7.5 Richters.
Thank-You, everybody for reading and I want you to know that I will respond to your replies personally, it will just take me some time because of the tremendous response!!! Thank-You, again for reading!!!!!

Respectfully,
Les Brown,
The EQ Alert Guy

NOTE THAT BECAUSE I AM NOW PUTTING THE ABOVE ALERT ONTO MY PUBLIC ENEMIES BLOG, I WANT TO ADD HERE THAT THEY CALLED ME OVER THE WEEKEND AND BOOKED ME FOR MONDAY AND THEN CALLED ME LIKE LAST NIGHT AND CANCELLED. METHINKS THEY WERE THINKING ABOUT STILL CALLING ME AND USING ME THIS WEEK, YET. . . . AGAIN!!!!! THAT'S LIKE THREE TIMES NOW ON THIS PROJECT??? WHILE HIGHLY UNUSUAL, IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN MOVED AROUND FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT IN SUCH A WAY, IT HAPPENS. LES

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

EQ Alert, June 17, 2008. . . With P.E. Stuff!!!!!

June 17, 2008

To: All EQ Alert People
From: Les Brown, The EQ Alert Guy

Hello,
I often wonder out of the hundreds of these I send out if a lot of you ever actually read what I am writing? Now, please feel free to reply to this with a nice hello if you are reading this and I do not already know you. Those of you whom I have met in person or online, or who have requested to receive this you know who you are, but I want you all to know that there are also some who have been getting this letter for quite some time by way of somebody else forwarding it to you, if you are one of those and wish to let me know, please do, either directly or by way of my E-Mail at lesbrown99@hotmail.com
If any of you were wondering about the upcoming full moon, I am just writing today to say that there isn’t really too much potential seismic activity around, so I personally am not too worried about earthquakes at the present time.
And I was taught in acting school that I really do not want to play an Inmate in a prison such as Joliet because my potential audience can forever look down on me for playing so low of a character, and they do not call the guys who didn’t get the part, either so it looks like they will begin shooting the big scene I was hoping to be in. . . .without me.
Finally, with all of the flooding around Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois and huge amounts of standing water that are very visible, I want to say that there might even be some kind of an earthquake in the middle of all that, too, who knows maybe the night of the full moon!!!

Sincerely,
The EQ Alert Guy